"After the dance, we were smooching in his car."
"We went on a honeymoon, and then I was gone to Afghanistan."
"I said, 'I love you.' And he said, 'Okay.' I wasn't satisfied with that answer."
"If we're going anywhere, we're going down the aisle, because I'm too tired, too sick, and too sore to do any other damn thing."
"There's nobody I'd rather travel through life with than you."
"Let's face it: roaches are spectacular."
"I was typing, and he kept looking at my legs."
"She said, 'I have to tell you some things...'"
"They told me I was gonna be a nun."
"My dad had seen some pearl necklace in Paris..."
"My mother wanted to take a vacation to this place in the Poconos, and I didn't want to go."
"I got a great, big rock, about as big as a bowling ball, out of somebody's garden and heaved it through the back window of his car."
"Being in a wheelchair, you're always protected by this chair. There's armor between you and the opposite sex."
"I saw this pretty young lady with an umbrella waiting for the bus, so I opened the window and said, 'Can I give you a ride?"
"I said, 'What are you saying? Are you proposing to me tonight; now?"
"I was playing my bagpipes with the Salt Lake Scots, and your mother was in the audience."
"So, this is the ring that my father gave to my mother..."
"I'm Anne Bleckman, and I'm married to this handsome man sitting across from me."