"She's the only person that treated me like I was me."
"Here comes this guy into my office. Drop dead gorgeous."
"I said, 'This is not telephone discussion.'"
"It's definitely forced us to grow up faster than we would have otherwise."
"We were wearing big, stinky, heavy gear."
"Being married is like having a color television set..."
"We make a very odd couple."
"We have solved a lot of cases going through trash."
"I don't think we ever had a date."
"I came into the topless bar that you were bouncing."
"We'd go to our hangout, which was Dubrow's Cafeteria."
"I'd heard lines like this before, but this time it was different."
"You said that you were in the wrong body, that you should be a man."
"I saw a flash of ankle and I went smack dab into the wall."
"We didn't really hit it off that first day."
"I looked in those big green eyes, and I was a done deal."
"I felt like you were this little angel on my shoulder wherever I was going."
"I just fell in love with her right there."
"I've lived with this for so long."
"I always have a notecard in my pocket that tells me what the date is."
"This tall, dark fellow was singing. He had these shades on. I was like, 'Look at this guy.'"
"When I was put up as president of the student body, she created a groundswell against me."
"My coworker sent you that email by mistake."
"I had a position at a senior citizen facility..."
"I saw you sitting at the end of the bar, hunched over what appeared to be a cup of coffee."
"I think in our marriage, it was all about you."
"I was working in the gas station..."
"We were together for 22 years..."
"I found out what girls were..."
"He was such a nice guy. But the only thing was, he wore his hair in sort of a ducktail."
"How come I didn't scare you?"
"I saw this guy with a head of black hair and white, white, teeth..."
"You and your sister couldn't tell us apart. And we couldn't tell you two apart."
"You are her handiwork..."
"She met Robert when she was 90..."
"How did you meet Dad?"
"The door slid aside and there she stood -- the prettiest girl I had ever seen."
"I got married on the day of my 22nd birthday."
"Everything about you I think I know..."
"I was eighteen years old, and I had a fake ID..."
"I'm always working 24 hours a day."
"They wanted me to stop seeing Daddy..."
"She still thought I was in Iraq."
"Hank had a girlfriend, Eddie had a girlfriend, I had no girlfriend..."
"We had a lot of seventh grade-style dates."
"I spent a couple of years overcompensating as a father."
"The evening that I met her, she had 'Babs' written on her sweater."
"Were you really serious before you got pregnant?"
"You wouldn't give me the time of day..."
"I turned on all the tricks that I knew..."
"Dan was like, 'You don't have HIV, just go get tested.'"
"She looked like a respectable woman..."
"She absolutely knocked me out..."
"A friend of ours wanted us to be together in a scene..."
"We decided, maybe we wanted to see each other again..."
"He saw me and he said, 'You're going to be my wife.'"
"When I met Michael I was 14 years old."
"It wasn't love at first sight, but there was some kind of a recognition."