"I was the preacher's wife..."
"I saw something that no one else could see, and that is me walking around with that big tall hat on."
"The doctor told my parents that I was hopelessly insane."
"He was so busy that he would schedule surgeries for three and four in the morning."
"She said, 'You know, there was a time we couldn't wear no fingernail polish...'"
"He asked me, 'How many black jelly beans are in the jar...'"